[voice of: James Earl Jones]
Hello There. Welcome to The Grand Quiz House. I am your introductory host, James Earl Jones. We will be discussing thoughtful matters through the practice of questionnaires. The questions provided should be taken with reasonable thoughtfulness appropriate for reviewing.
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QUIZ #1

1. What happens if one fails at succeeding?
2. What happens if one succeeds at failing?
3. What happens if one succeeds at failing at succeeding at failing at succeeding?
4. What happens when one dies?
5. What happens when one puts ketchup and mustard in a big bowl of water?
6. What would Spiderman say to Santa Claus?
7. Which reasonably famous person/character would you like to have relations with?
8. Other than relations with said famous person/character, what activities would participate in mutually?
9. What phrase/word/letter would you like to scream at everybody?
10. What would life be like without arrogance? (from you and others)
11. Do you believe in anything in particular?
12. When did time start?
13. What do you get when you fall in love?
14. If you had to choose: Would you give in to media or society?
15. Estimate the time it takes for me to write one of these questions.
16. Why are you not at your local grocery store or food market buying carrots?
17. John has brown hair, his parents have blonde, what colour hair does the mailman have?
18. I hate how some females? tend to, like, end their sentences? with, like, question marks? for, like, no reason?
19. What character do I, James Earl Jones, play in a popular sci-fi trilogy?
20. What is x when 40=3x+10?